/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Did I here someone talking shit about Top Ramen?

>>5309846

no, it is you who is the one who shall fuck off sir. plus, what is a doughnut if not a ball of grease?

>>5268235
what are you talking about? SA has never been released in HD

>20
>go to 25 yr old girls house
>sleep over
>she asks me how I like my eggs
>i tell her I like mine runny and sunny side
>she makes me sunnyside up eggs with bacon and gives me bread
>she's like "you're gonna have to wash your plate and fork"
>never washed a plate and fork in my life since my mom does it and the dishwasher too
>too lazy to do it anyway
>don't know which sponge to use
>fucking hate the soap thats used to clean dishes cause it makes ur hand sticky even after you've washed it off
>start washing the dish
>my hands get all fucking sticky like I knew would happen
>my sleeves are wet and its really annoying when only one part of your clothing is wet
>cant believe she made me do that shit

Are you really supposed to fucking wash your plate after you eat at someones house?

>my roomate hid the can opener from me
thanks for the help

>17 cents for a pack of sauce
they didn't even put one pack of ketchup in my bag, it was either pay the money or eat it dry like a pleb. (NEEDLESS TO SAY I PLEBBED IT UP THAT DAY)

also, butter adds a suprising amount of calories just for a little smear of creamy stuffs

>having a live studio audience
>actually showing people eating food
>exclaiming "mmmm it's so good" with food in their mouth after tasting it for one second
>holding a tea cup with both hands
>the phrase "so good you won't miss the meat"
pig disgusting

itt: things you hate on cooking shows