/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Five years ago
>Working at a grocery store with a store-owned gas station outside
>Get sent outside to cover the gas station guy for his breaks sometimes
>Covering his lunch one day
>Baby boomer aged fat white guy pulls up in an oversized pick-up
>"STATISTS SUCK" bumper sticker on the back
>Oh boy
>decides to pump his gas before he pays
>Comes to the window to pay
>Wants to pay with a check
>Tell him he has to provide his driver's licence if he wants to pay with the VCR of money
>Need his licence number in case his check bounces
>He holds it up to the window
>Tell him he needs to take it out of his wallet and send it through the window because I have to make sure it's real
>"No, I'm not doing that."
>Tell him again that since he's insisting on paying by check he's going to have to
>He relents and drops it in my drawer
>"I'm gettin sick of dealing with you little assholes"
>Reach for his licence
>"You touch that and I'll break your fucking fingers off"
>Pick it up anyway because fuck you there's a bulletproof window between us
>He starts pounding on the glass and telling me to go outside
>Can't help but start laughing
>This makes him even madder
>Finish writing down his information on the check
>Send his licence back through
>He grabs it and stomps off back to his car
>Find out later he called and complained about me
>mfw this is what happens when /pol/ leaves the house