/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fun facts about cooking
You can open a can with a spoon if you are a retard who misplaced your can opener and accidentally broke a spatula while looking for it
You can also slice your knuckles while opening the can with a spoon if you are a retard who didn't think of wrapping your hand with a cloth before attempting to open it and bleed everywhere
Fun fact number three you can tip a bag of flour spilling it everywhere including your clothes while looking for a paper towel to stop the bleeding

Sometimes I just wanna stuff my face and not have to dick around w cooking then cleaning up.

What’s your top 5 best canned food?

I don’t eat canned food (cook it my self or skip eating) so I don’t have much to contribute except the microwaveable Cheeto Mac, which is pretty darn close to when it’s made from the box. And I know that canned condensed cream of mushroom soup is disgusting compared to from scratch. …..aaaaand that’s about all the canned food I know/eat (except a few veggies) ‘till now

what are the best frozen/canned foods in terms of calorie to dollar ratio?
I don't think I can be a rich boy and continue eating progresso soup and chef boyardee anymore.
(I would love to cook in bulk for myself and eat better food for cheaper but in my current living situation I cannot, so I prefer frozen or canned food, or some easy single serving recipes that don't require much clean up.)

How far past the "best by date" can you go before you will need to be Steve1989MREInfo-tier in order to eat it and not get sick or die?

think i'm going full /canned/
scoop of beans
scoop of corn
scoop of tomatoes
scoop of soup

scratchniggers can get fucked

What canned stuff /ck/ always have in stock?

I bought a bunch of canned legumes, I have lentils, chickpeas some regular peas

they have been sitting in my pantry for like a year now, what can I do with them that is better than eating them directly from the can

What's the best canned food to stock up for if you need a lot of variation and tasty stuff that lasts at least a year if not more?

Just a random thought, completely unrelated to any viruses out there haha.