/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>spins up 80's style scratch turntable instrumental
>busts out onto center stage with parachute pants and an obnoxiously high top fade haircut

YO
I'm a mean bean cleaver with a razor's edge
I'm a vegan dream eater meat mother-lovin' laser sledge
Cunning linguist spinning hits
Running rings wistfully around you while I'm winning this
Fuck your copypasta
I bring the meat blaster
On a beat I kick it faster
I'm the rhymin' everlaster
Slave wagies rollin' in on a vegan diet?
I'm a NEET I bring the meat
You know that I supply it
Shills be creepin' while the mods be sleepin'
On a beat I bring the meat
While the grills be peepin'

Mo money mo problems
A wise man said
No job mo honeys
Till the day I'm dead
Ahead of the curve
Soon to be vindicated
Striking the nerve
Flawed logic indicated
Kike me spite me
Try to indict me
Bite me
I think that I might be
Right
Every day and night
I shine a bright light on a kike