/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Had it two months ago (Mild fever for 2 days, that's it)
>Still can't smell anything

I can put my nose over a jug of vinegar and get nothing. My taste is like 70% back, though.

>>12746795
lmao i know right. such a golden thread my dude!
>mfw you and me are the only people that get it and OP gets BTFO by the newfags

>date a guy <6’
> -10
It’s over lads

>>11962037
a delcious green treat, i love italian food

>/ck/ has turned on deenz

>>11664456
>7 year old niece:anon, where's your brother?
>Me:he's at his girlfriends house tonight
>Niece:do you have a girlfriend?
>Me:n-no I dont
>niece: why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
>Me: well, I ... I gotta check the tri tip

Fuck you Stella you little shit

Anyone else have experience being banned from a restaurant? How did you deal with it? I've gotten myself banned from my favorite chinese buffet and now I have no idea how to handle it.

>yesterday go out for dinner alone at the chinese restaurant
>get seated at my usual spot (I go there often so they already know my preferred spot and drink) and get a plate of food
>throughout my entire meal some fat black guy and his pasty junkie girlfriend are seated near me and loudly talking
>they begin lobbing lame jokes about me once in a while, like making fun of me for wearing a ballcap indoors or mocking me being there alone
>they say it in hushed tones but loud enough for me to hear it, like they're baiting me or think I won't do anything
>don't want to disturb a waitress about it because she'd just have me move two tables over and I'd get made fun of more
>try to hold strong and finish my meal silently, get the bill and fortune cookie
>hear "whiteboy loves dose cookies" and look over to see them barely containing laughter while trying not to look at me
>pay for the food and on my way past their table quietly whisper "nigger" without looking down
>they both jump into action, screaming and calling me a racist and a hick while getting in my face
>other patrons are staring, some angrily at me
>waitress comes and tells me to leave and that they don't serve racists and not to come back without even questioning the truth of the accusation
>now have nowhere but shitty fast food places if I don't feel like cooking

What are my options here? Would they not care if I came back and were just placating the couple? I don't think I could get by without them recognizing me. Are there different shifts I could try to get staff who don't know what happened? The event occured at around 6PM. I considered apologizing but then if they didn't even remember I would just out myself.

>>10542491
>>10542524
>>10542538
>>10542587
Are you guys just fucking any woman that agrees?

I have zero social interaction and don't want tinder roasties

Hello i have been watching LOVE on netflix and it makes me feel bad about never having a gf. What kind of alochol will make me the least sick after drinking it?

>tfw the best fried chicken option in my area is kfc

>niggers crash my wine tasting party
>try to fight my friend he gets pissed and shoots one of them in the face
>police and ambulance swarm my house and women crying everywhere

Last time I ever have a fucking wine tasting party.