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>>18054487
eurofags slammin' McDonald's again...

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ok can anyone help please?
so im having a few people over (social distancing + mask of course) for some fun.
the thing is i want to have food, but i dont know how many food to buy.
there will be 4, myself included, so do i need 4 food? or should i just go with 5 food in case one person is extra hungry? dare i say even 6 food because 2 people are hungry?
is there a set number of food for each person?
im worried if i have 3 food there will not be enough but i feel 5-6 food could leave leftovers and i cand afford that. so question is

what is the correct number of food per person on average?

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>>12503752
>How do you git gud at _______________
you practice you scrambled egg brain

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>>12402001
>not cooking directly on a cast iron skillet with salt, pepper and a little rosemary

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>>12378669
this one hurts the most
>be high, goto mcRonalds
>$5 + change in pocket
>fuck yea $5 cheeseburgers
>$5 cheese burgers plz
>that'll be $7.50 please
>burger is $1 but slice of cheese is $.50
>mfw forgot to bring my own cheese

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>>12133626
>not knowing what the british heinz lables look like
>not being able to read a caption
>not knowing that since 1776 this has not existed on american soil and never would

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>be me
>waiter at Applebees
>fuck you i know
>aprils fool day
>hate that faggotry
>people doing it at work
>have to play along
>get a table of SWJs
>2 have purple hair
>who cares, smile do my job as always
>literal faggots want malt vinegar for fries
>hit soda before running vinegar bottle to table
>swallow slightly wrong
>feel need to clear throat
>can barely control it
>about to cough
>already at table now
>say "heres your vinegar"
>halfway through vinegar
>cant stop the cough
>leave and go to back
>table asks for new server
>wtf?
>get called immed into managers office
>sent home to shitpost
Apparently the fucking idiots thought i said 'vin-NIGGER' and put emphasis on the word nigger on purpose. I honestly was speechless. Of course i said i was holding back a coughing fit a the table.
Manager believes me i think but he said it could be some aprils food day stunt on my part and it was best I went home. what and why. dont even know if i wanna go back.
I think im fired.

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>>12111730
>tfw ill never have any likes

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>>12084330
we all make mistakes frend

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>>12071591
sure I can do it you hateful shit.
maybe the concept of secret ingredient doesnt resonate with you as your shit is unremarkable in every way.

i now see my mistake, i should have just asked, "who uses/would use this as a secret ingredient."

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