/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20094424
>Then never returning to the fruit juice machine out of sheer embarrassment.
But anon, the next time you go to the supermarket, everyone will point at you and think "there goes that fool who used the fruit juice machine last week". Random shoppers will see you on the street, months later and giggle behind your back. Your neighbors will catch wind of it and watch you through the peephole in their doors "look at the fruit juice guy", they'll say.
It will be the talk of the town. You will realize how people make random references to fruits or juice, in completely unrelated conversations, even when not talking to you. But if you confront those people, they will look at you like you are an unhinged paranoid schizo, accusing them wrongly.

And then they will grin when they think you are not looking

>>9652185
Get a load of this guy.

>>9501846
Too late

>>9073807
>raked with a branch from a thorn bush

>he forgot to peel his pinapple

>>9003270
>he fell for the flavorcol meme

>he fell for the buy local meme

Cuck

>>8962975
>Beef/pork/whatever

He forgot what chicken is.