/ck/ - Food & Cooking

In these uncertain times
>BUILD CREDIT
>BUY 4cuck PASS
>LISTEN TO THE TRUE CRIME PODCAST
>TRUST THE REMOTE
>EAT THE BUG
>DRINK THE DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
>USE THE STRAIGHT RAZOR
>TRUST THE DOCTOR
>EAT PEANUT BUTTER M&M’s (NOT REESE’S PIECES)
>EAT BAKED LAY’S
>WATCH_DOGS 1 WAS A BAD GAME
>IMPLANT THE WAGIE CHIP
>EPSTEIN WAS THE ONLY ONE, MAKE NO FURTHER INQUIRIES
>CARBON FIBER
>OBSERVE THE SABBATH
>HAVE SEX
>DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
>DO NOT QUESTION FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING
>DO NOT TAX THE BILLIONAIRE (HE MAKES MORE SO YOU CAN CONSOOM)
>PAY THE TAXES FOR THE ROADS
>PAY THE INCOME TAX
>PAY THE STATE TAX
>PAY THE FEDERAL TAX
>PAY THE CAPITAL GAINS TAX
>PULL THE SHEETS RIGHT OFF THE MATTRESS THAT YOU STOLE FROM YOUR ROOMMATE BACK IN BOULDER
>GIVE YOUR BROTHER HIS TURN ON THE SWITCH
>WATCH SPORTS
>GET A PERMIT TO IMPROVE YOUR OWN HOME
>SELECT ALL STREET SIGNS
>BUY THE SUBSCRIPTION BOX
>BELIEVE IN SPACE
>READ THE BIBLE
>SHAKE WELL!
>DO NOT TRUST YOUR SENSES
>PICK A TIE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
>GET ADDICTED TO BASEDJAKPOSTING SO YOU ACCIDENTALLY POST A PIC OF YOUR FACE ON 4cuck AND RUIN YOUR LIFE
>YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
>TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE (FORMELY SELECT THE SQUARES)