/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15135902

>>9939438
fly

>>8210805
>hey sugar monkeys, i need sixteen dozen hazelnut macaroons and enough tiramisu to realistically bury all of you alive in. yes i know the order said pistachio. it's hazelnut now. no, i don't know why. you're the sugarplum fairy. magic me up some fucking HAZELNUT. MACAROONS. NOW.
i fucking looooooooove my executive chef

>>8161229
>>8163235
wew

>>8153268
my property has 'server assistants' rather than bussers. they are tipped out 10% off gratuity per server.
i just watched some stupid ho with 'moderately attractive single mom going to college thinks she's entitled to everything' syndrome get fired after throwing a shitfit about it.
>FOHMGR: what you can't tip out ten percent for her doing half your job? thirty bucks? BYE FELICIA.

>mfw

>>7432347
thanks now that's stuck in my head

>>6812247
>still trying to get the last word
>incapable of introspection

You aren't even aware how pathetic you are, which just makes you even more pathetic.

>this is where I laugh in your face

>>6724376
>hay guise, know what i liek?
>PUSSY!
hahahahahahhaahhahahaaa, oh anon, you so sly.

>>6460002
>i hope he gets a syndrome that makes him walk like tommy pickles then steps on 2 legos with both of his newly fucked legs.

>>6439688
>that image
Oh god I cringe everytime someone is like "yea bro I'm Irish" (american) but really your ancestor came to America almost 200 years ago and your bloodline is so muddled in other nationalities you're basically 1/64th Irish and the only thing you're clinging on to is your ultra common Irish last name.

>>6361607

>>6329570
>struggle plate
>dat welfare lobster and baked beans

>>6274787
>joey trolls his trolls with broken promises

>>6148904
>friar tuck haircut

>>6053057
A friend of mine saw a homeless man sitting outside of a Subway. Wanting to "pay it forward" so she could brag about it on facebook, she went in and bought him a footlong. When she gave it to him he told her he didn't want that, he wanted pizza.

>>5825736
>MFW you need to use your state to validate yourself because you're nothing as a person

>>5545688
>child propagating a fad claims to know whether its a fad or not.

ya ok champ.

>>5204843
>drinks pretentious beer
>tries to call out another for trying to look cool

I'm not sure if thats ironic, of if you're just retarded. Do you stick up your nose when you purchase your bourgeoisie beer? I bet you ask for as plastic bag instead of paper and then walk so that the beer shows through the thin plastic so that all the plebes can see your significant purchase.

Pathetic to the point of hilarity.

>>5169018
There was a scene where she came back to get weighed after a month on a restricted diet on her own. She gained 17lbs. She tried to claim it was water weight and the doctor said she would have had to drink 300 gallons to gain that much in water weight.

>>4973017
>dem cheap ass tips

>>4927051
how would this even get brought up in conversation? who sees your dad wiping his ass?

>If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

My roommate had a habit of taking my food at eating it herself, even though she INSISTED on having separate food in the fridge. I can't touch hers and she can't touch. Fine, deal. She came home from work pissed off one day because she took a tupperware container from the back of the fridge for lunch thinking it was leftover pasta. When lunch rolled around, she opened it and it was leftover pasta, but from like months prior. All moldy. She had no lunch that day. She said I needed to clean the fridge more often.

>>4501280
>the PR company they hired to help them get out of the quagmire they've been trudging into quit.

AAAHAHAHA