/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I came here thinking it would actually be about cooking but it turns out this is basically /b/ with recipes so I thought I would show you the recipe for /ck/ and share my favorite food

recipe for /ck/
600+ reddit to 4chan newfagz (add more if needed)
400+ /b/tards looking for a coolmeme and newfagz to shrek.
7000 gallons of the blood of deceased female Chinese babies
3 squirts from Obamas dick
and finally the shavings of the finest neck beard.

my favorite food is beef asparagus

pic related to this recipe

bacon (in my case turkey bacon)
brown sugar

put bacon on thing
put sugar in bacon
12 min on 350
flip 12 or less min on 350 check that shit
cool and shit
eat