/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17541076
They’re all the fucking same except for G which is a longer weiner. What the fuck, am I the only one seeing this shit?

>Indian coworker
>always on about white people can't eat spicy food, Indian food is real spicy food etc shit
>he gets some spicy nuggets from Wendy's
>see him eat like 2 and throw the rest out
>he's sweating for like an hour afterward
>hear him talking to another coworker about how he was still hungry because he was shorted on his order
This fucking guy

>>16773904
Older ladies, you say?

>>16150562
>>16150573
Get a room you faggots

Is this thread full of women or something?

How dare you insult Taco Bell Fire Sauce by comparing it to Sriracha.

>going down an aisle
>someone is checking out some shit I want
>it's ok, I'll get it on the way back
>loop back to that aisle on the way to the cash
>the person is still standing there
It's fucking soy sauce. I know it's Asian and foreign but Jesus Christ man, just buy some and go.

>>9538033
Did you jizz in it like I asked you to?

>>8517773
>jacket potato

>>8358876
>Hypothetically, of course.

>>8341871

>>8053778

>straining and physically feeling my neck and hip bones crick as I contortion my body to shit out that carcass I ate four days ago

fucking christ lad

>>try to help in kitchen but always come off like a condescending dick

>Ah well, I do a majority of the cooking anyways so I just gotta keep my mouth shut once or twice a month.

Ah I know this too well. She gets offended at the lightest comment, even if it was something she just said 10 minutes ago and I confirm it. She'll storm off and say I'm always telling her what to do when I see her using a fork on a nonstick or using a chef knife on a ceramic plate instead of cutting board

Over-rated:
Chinese food.

Honestly I can't eat anything from a fucking chinese takeaway or restaurant. That shit is disgusting, how can you guys like it so much?

>>5870729
You are an asshole

>>5456398
>Mfw Voss isn't even from Voss even though that is supposedly the selling point for the original one
Fucking americans.

>Live with women
>We each wash the dishes by hand on our days off
>I use a skillet twice a week and leave it on rinse
>She makes macaroni out of the box every morning and doesn't soak the pot
>She makes steak or chicken every morning, covering the entire skillet in salt and tony's, burns the shit out of the steak and doesn't let it soak
>Gets a new glass every time she pours a drink
>She doesn't use the paper plates
>She uses the ceramic plates and puts them in the sink with dried macaroni and steak chunks on them, without letting it soak
>Puts water in the measuring cup, dumps water into pot, then puts the measuring cup in the sink so I can clean the water off with dawn and water

>>4186935
>>4186966
>>4187004
>Being this retarded