/ck/ - Food & Cooking

nah, but i used to work as a chef and we had giant jew manager who never shut the fuck up about kosher shit. every day.

then i caught him with a huge tiered prosciutto wrapped shrimp display we had just pulled from a party and wheeled into the banquet kitchen.

He was eating them like they were going to cure fucking cancer. like i have never seen anyone eat. like it was delicious, then he felt guilty, and the guilt just made him pile in more fucking prosciutto wrapped skrimps

many fucking lulz were had.

>>5159847
>inb4 no one is an authentic texan but me

>>5067799
>living wage

I always make a big fucking turkey and i love it. also copious amounts of home made cranberry sauce

just because of this faggot ass thread i think im going to make a prime rib too.

>vegan thanksgiving

ohgod op, you reminded me of a delightful story. i think i shared this once on /ck/ but it merits a retelling i think.

>be my bro
>works in a office
>like every office, there is a super fat disgusting women
>not only is she whalefat, but she is obnoxious
>always going on about how healthy she eats
>always going on about how special she is
>always demanding the company placate her special diet
>says stuff like "my doctor says i cant eat veggies"
>does nothing but cry about how unfair the world is while consuming candy, chicks, and soda
Any officefags know what im talking about, i swear every office has one of these slags. Anyway...
>one day
>jabba the office wale walks inna breakroom
>is having "a salad" for lunch
>takes out big bowl
>pours in a whole bag of salad mix
>produces McDonalds bag
>removes 2 Big Macs
>proceeds to cut them into bite sized chunks with a plastic knife
>dumps the chopped Bigmacs onto the salad mix
>mixes vigorously
>ketchup packets to finish

>my fucking big mac salad face

>>4474803
>I'm going to whine and tell everyone that I'm leaving.

First day? At least you saged properly.

>>4270060
>Lebanese food is easily and by far the best food in the world

It's good certainly, but easily and by far the best in the world? You're full of shit.

>>4204357

>american cheese

>>4149619
yeah. wow. one opened up in my AO so i stopped in for some fancy cupcakes for my GFs birfday.

the place was staffed like an organic fair trade coffee bar/used records and bicycle store.

the cupcakes themselves were good, but not great. over the top flavors that just did not come though.

> margarita
oh wow, a vanilla cupcake with with lime frosting

My biggest issue was the price i dont recall what it was per cupcake, but it was too much. also:

I order 4 cupcakes
>sorry, we can only sell them in multiples of 3 until 7pm

Then, to add to this stupidity, this dreadlocked ear gauge lvl99 hipster doofus gives me the 3 cupcakes i ordered per their bizarre 3 cupcake restriction and they came in a stylish little cupcake box clearly designed for 4 cupcakes.

>my fucking face

>>3923114
It's not a matter of choice like being a vegetarian.

I don't eat the shit, or I die.

If it were "eat a couple pounds and you might get a bit itchy" crap, I'd definitely just take some Zyrtec.

>>3808862
I think it's past your bed time.

>>3790328

I like Chipotle and I also like real beaner food. Why a restaurant makes some of you so buttmad is beyond all of my comprehension.

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