/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>put turkey in whatever object is large enough to hold a turkey
>oil gets everywhere, drenching everyone within 5 feet of the oil was cold, scalding them and starting a fire if the family was retarded
>if even a little bit of hot oil leaks onto the burner, a fire is started
>in some cases the turkey fucking explodes for no reason at all
>can’t settle with a chicken because that wouldn’t be traditional, like deepfrying it is how the pilgrims cooked their fucking food

Nature, experts, firefighters, and probably God are all trying to stop you from deepfrying a turkey, yet families all over the country still do it each year. Why?