/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ive told this story before but I'll post it again

>Be me like a year ago
>Walk into McDonalds in Shakopee MN by Canterbury park
>Store bit h is out mopping floors and cleaning
>See name tag, name ends in "-berg"
>Immediately go to bathroom and shit on floor
>Wipe once and slam shit covered to into mirror
>Go to front counter and tell manager that someone destroyed their bathroom
>Leave without buying anything