/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>plebsticks

>he eats beef strokin' off

>be me
>move to new city
>go downtown for a nice meal
>pick random fancy-looking french sounding restaurant
>sit down
>look at menu
>everything is $30+ per person, back when this was real money
>decide to try one of the cheaper options and get more if we like it
>it's just a little puddle of some sort of white sauce on a plate
>tastes OK I guess
>the whole time we're there the owner is loudly and mercilessly berating a waitress for some minor inconsequential mistake she's made
>decide not to order second course
>mfw

I wanna know how the sales pitch for these went.
>Kids love onions and kids love corn, but they hate having to pick just one or the other. But what if they could have BOTH... at the same time!?

>Carbonara

>>18327697
>I don’t fuck with cumin

>He doesn’t put onion powder in his burgers

>>17545485
>being a nigger

>>17417906
>You're a pussy because your drink tastes like piss
>If you wanted to be a real man you'd drink this that tastes EVEN MORE like piss

>>17170728
>2011+11
>still talking about "muh read it boogey man"
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>17009402
>he doesn't keep his kids in the fridge

>>9802551

>cold shower hocus pocus

just eat right and exercise like a normal person, nigger

>coffee served below sea level

>fasting

>he enters 1:00 instead of 60 on the microwave

come on guys

>not putting ketchup on your eggs

>>8609517
>steak at its best still isn't that good

holy moly you are either delusional or you've never had an excellent steak from a restaurant

i pity you

>>8589480

>dieting

>>8538583

I'm not blaming the customers for not going to that business after a Ramsay episode, even if he "magically fixes everything".

Seriously, you've SEEN how dirty and incompetent the restaurant is, why would you ever give them a when you've got other local restaurants that, at least, you don't know for sure if it's dirty and it's managed by a bunch of cunts.

>>8485994

>Almond (no flavor)

>>8397967
>his newer recipes are shit

end yourself

>>8104877
this

>garlic infused

JUST

>>7820327

>I find Cholula and Tapatio way too pastelike

>>7778455
>addiction