/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13570040
Unlikely, but it always crossed my mind in those scenarios.
I was honestly such a good panty raider in my time.
>Made sure to keep note of the exact position of every object I moved in order to return it to it's exact place when I left, down to how ajar a door might be or how pulled out a dresser drawer.
>Even ran my hands across the carpet in swirls to remove any traces of footprints.
As long as their weren't cameras you would have needed a forensics team to prove I was ever in a room.

>about 6 years old
>parents go out for the evening and leave me with a babysitter
>babysitter doesn't really care
>take this opportunity to raid the fridge
>eat loads of ice cream and drink tons of soda
>decide to finish up by pouring an entire cup full of strawberry syrup
>chug the whole thing
>10 minutes later vomit uncontrollably across the living room carpet
>vomit is bright red, babysitter thinks it's blood and panics
>she calls my parents and they rush home
>afraid to tell them it's just strawberry syrup because I'm afraid I'll get in trouble
>eventually fold and tell them as they plan to take me to the hospital
>never ate strawberry syrup again

>grew up in a fat-free milk home
>recently tried whole milk for the first time
Holy shit it's so good guys.

>>11584054
These things are fucking great but if I eat more than 2 my face breaks out like crazy, no other food gives me as bad a reaction as these I don't understand it.