/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just a little BBQ on the side. It takes away the smells from pooping (and trust me on this, I poop a terrible smell) and offers a little meal.

Ask yourself: which one is better for you as a kid? Your dad making the poop smell in the bathroom, that you can't even visit for 20 minutes? Or your dad emerging from the toilet with lovely meat smell, offering you a little kebab, roasted veggies or bacon?

My kids obviously love it. Not to mention the practicality of it. If you are from a family where people poop for a long time (30-40 minutes on average) doing the two at the same time saves a lot of troubles. We even switch 'posts' (c/p)oo(k/p)ing.