/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17288489
>In parking lot after putting groceries in car
>Jolly african american gentleman approaches me and asks if he can have my cart since I'm done
>Point out where he can get his own cart
>He says he hasn't got a quarter
>Ask him how he's going to pay for his groceries if he hasn't even got a quarter
>He says "PSHHHHH" and walks away

>>11647403

>>8995221
Not a parent, but an uncle
>Came to visit
>I always keep my salt in a covered dish on the counter
>Wife said, "Better hide that. He'll put it in his coffee!"
>It's kosher salt. Looks nothing like sugar
>"He'll be fine," says I.
>Uncle comes to visit
>First morning there, I make coffee.
>Uncle gets some.
>"I think someone pranked you. Your sugar caddy is full of salt!"
>Have to clearly label everything now

>>7967914
>Wake up
>"Today's the day I'm gonna stop drinking!"
>Go to work
>Pick up a tall beer and a bottle of wine on the way home.
Existence is suffering.

>food
>eating

>>7750146