/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15113730
>dad takes me hunting with his hunting buddies
>buddies cook the quails into delicious tacos
>dad takes some quails from his hunting buddies because he couldn't shoot any
>we get home I go shower
>smell a awful smell coming from the kitchen
>dad was BOILING the quails with only an onion and one garlic clove
>sits my ass down to eat one of the brown disgusting looking carcasses with him
>tell him I don't wanna
>gives me that awful look of don't you dare
>I tell him don't wanna again
>tells me were gonna stay here untill you finish your bird
>8pm turns into 11:49pm
>not even halfway
>motherfucker is literally shoving the damn bird in my mouth
>finally finish at 12:15am
>tells me, see? not so hard was it?
>give him a dead eyed stare
>haven't spoken to the prick in 9 years
When I have children I will be the complete opposite of that person, don't be a prick to your kids anons they make you dead to them

>>14694950
I litterally beat my meat with my fists kek

>>10344908
I was with you until it said you should be eating complex carbs like bread.
Have fun with your joke diet.
That shit will fuck you up.

>>8397355

C'mere OP

I'll show you what a Pepe Punch tastes like

>boiling bacon

>pepe