/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11134098
>a taco is a sandwich!!

>>10808217

>>10716683
>being this mad

>>10710603
>ketchup

>>10045677
>hipster glasses
>hipster facial hair
>nose ring
>tiny hands
>overly sweet whiskey

Unacceptable

>>8938466
Holy fucking man child.

>>8893195
>Navy
>nasty flatware
>creamer in coffee

Thank you for starting your own cotainment thread. Now please take the rest of our recomendations.

>Live a 45 second walk from the kitchen i work in
>Huge order for the national guard is placed 3 months ago
>pickup is today
>me be sous chef and long time bro be exec
>calls me to get there super early bc running late
>i agree and go unlock and get in
>forgot to disable silent alarm
>turn everything on
>forgot vents
>go downstairs in walk in to grab shit(walk in downstairs if lamest design flaw ever)
>be in the back rummaging thru shit
>cant find massive trays of prepped bake mac and cheese
>give up after like an hour (huge walk in)
>return upstairs to police and firefighters
>cops rush me and slam me to ground
>I WORK HERE I WORK HERE WTF
>rush me out
>national guard and boss and owner all outside
>owner was in office, got here early and threw the baked mac in oven
>turns out i didnt turn oven on, just turned it to 500+ degrees
>it burst into flame
>while gas grills were on and vents werent
>go home and lie in bed
>post this
How fucked am i?