/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Finished my 12hr night shift an hour ago
>Drive to mcdonalds
>pick up a double sausage & egg mcmuffin meal with coke
>drink half of the coke on the way home
>get home, fill the cup back up with rum
>getting drunk, shitposting, eating mcdonalds at 8:30 in the morning

Life doesn't get better than this bros...

Ok lads, I need help. I got a bet going on with a friend. We're both gonna spend 50 bucks on McDonalds, we can buy whatever, only rule is it has to be food, no drinks.
Then whoever finishes their meal first gets to fuck the friend's sister.
Give me the a list of best food choices. I need to win this.