/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11400374

>Do you consider it a rice dish?

Is this the true power of postmodernism?

>>7123799

>I need my children to be at least 6'3 for men, 5'10 for women

>>6893157

>decide I want to cook for my boyfriend, maybe if I make him some actual food he'll stop eating chicken tenders for literally every meal
>no time to make anything complex because I just got home from work, Anon sat playing video games all day as usual
>decide to make pasta
>start boiling water, throw in farfalle but there isn't enough for Anon's gargantuan appetite
>eh fuck it, I'll just use this penne too, it's all pasta anyway and I'm tired
>serve dinner
>"Uh-- uh---- I----"
>What Anon spit it out
>"The --- the texture isn't--- uh---"
>Look Anon, I just got home from an 8 hour work day, just shut up and eat your pasta. When the hell are you going to get a job anyway?
>"Y-yes dear"
>mfw he runs back to his computer right after dinner to tell his gay internet friends some "green arrow story" or something