/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17151089
>ATM is ok, prolapse not
Nigger. But you know that the step from ATM to prolapse play is not that huge, right? Being ok with either one and being disturbed about the other one is strange to me. Anyway, Bon Appétit has now a fun-sized Indian female cook, who is so small that I feel like a pedo looking at her.

>>16573286
Don't feed this troll, he's not for real.
Noone prefers British "quisiiine" to literally anything else including shit like Balut.

>>13622574
Three times, all at my grandmother's house.

>>11412301
that looks good

>get eggs on breakfast sandwich at fast food place
>feel fine
>get scrambled eggs / omlette at breakfast place
>feel fine
>make eggs at home
>feel nauseated for hours every time

why

>>8550653
i know tf

>>8002150
>first post mentioning countries in thread mentions US
>lol dumb Americans started banter XD

>>7991589
>All these picture of delicious food
>Cannot have because of deep-seated fear of getting fat
>Sip water instead

>>7779735
>>7779732

lets see a cross section of the pie pls <3

I'm trying to better myself (health, etc) and so I'm going to try and start cooking for myself a lot more often now. Seasoning a chicken breast from costco with pepper and salt, preparing rice, and cooking eggs is the extent of my knowledge. What are some easy, healthy dishes to start with?
Relatively quick to make, preferably.
Any general tips? Thanks guys