/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11421168
Cheese or chocolate are the only answers

>>10530693
It's purely a self-diagnosis, but I definitely have a compulsion to binge eat fast food. It started in college when I had no friends which made me depressed so I coped with the loneliness by ordering a shit load of McDonalds/Taco Bell at least four times a week to the point where my breathing would be labored and I could hardly move. It was the only sort of comfort I had, but the weight gain made me even more depressed which in turn made me eat more and perpetuated the cycle. I was already like 50 pounds overweight but I managed to put on another 40 in less than a year.

Back when I was a 400lber and really into vidya (I had to quit for my health) I used to LOVE this 'game fuel' bullshit and had several of my own recipes, all named after games I enjoyed.

>Grilled Cheese Halo
Basically took a bagel, cut in half, buttered heavily and filled with slices of cheese then made a grilled cheese. HOWEVER to represent Halo I covered it in little blue gummy candy (to represent sticky grenades) and ate with a knife and fork, coated in cake frosting to look like energy swords

>The Orange Snack Box
Basically filled a cardboard box with cheetos, grated orange cheese, sweetened apricots, and reeses peanut butter cups (packaging was orange), washed down with store brand orange soda

>Metal Beer Solid 2 Yums of Liberty
Snack cakes fried in a sugar and beer glaze

>Grand Theft Eato
This was just a store bought cheesecake with 'GTA' spelled out on top in M&Ms, nothing creative just an excuse to eat an entire cheesecake every day

>Left4Bread
A big stack of bread (like 10 or 11 slices) each coated with things that look like zombie skin (ie fried chicken skin, marmalade with chocolate chips mixed in etc)

Haven't played videogames sincee 2013

I am obese
About once a month I pay a prostitute to let me eat food off of their naked breasts. I am still a virgin because I am too beta to have sex with them and usually end up just eating from them.

The best thing to do, in my opinion, is to eat a thick sauce with chicken and 2 tablespoons of turmeric from them. I have been doing this for months with one very pale and sickly prostitute (who is a heroin addict) and she has started to get an orange stain on her nipples. Honestly, it is the closest thing I have to a pregnant wife, as the stain grows I am started to imaging it is my baby and she is pregnant.

Its hot as fuck. I also like eating hot sauce from their nipples so next time they play with their nipples for a client then touch his cock his cock will burn and they lose a customer and need me more.

>>9368670
>tfw 5'8 at 210lbs
Really getting tired of being a planet for the first time in my life lads. Starting 1700 cal/day diet in the morning for the start of September.