/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15179012
>I was in Cambodia with my then gf turned wife. >We go to the island of Koh Rong for 5 days. First day on the island I decide to be brave and eat seafood from a restaurant off the pier.
>I get stomach cramps a few hours later. Constant shitting and cramping for the next few days.
>Decide to try snorkeling the reef in front of our hut.
>Beautiful turquoise water and amazingly colored fish.
>Stomach starts gurgling. I tell my gf to swim ahead of me.
>I pull my trunks down and start hershey squirting into the reef.
>I get mobbed by fish fighting over my diarrhea.
>So amazed by the scene that I just stick around in my own shit and just watch the feeding frenzy.

Life is beautiful, guys.