/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6282762
Been drunk enough to hook up with a tranny off CL

Been drunk enough to stumble off the sidewalk into the busy road and fall down in front of oncoming traffic

Been drunk enough to throw a bowl of soup at a nice, innocent couple enjoying a quiet moment together

Been drunk enough to climb onto the roof of a building on my campus and smoke weed. Other times went into the building and smoked as I explored. (All at night)

Been drunk enough to pass out in my own puke. That's not a fun way to wake up, dried vomit stuck in your hair...

Fell onto/into one of my friends moms dining room chairs while blacked out, snapped off a chair leg completely. She wasn't happy about that.

Drank 2 40's of St. Ides in the parking lot before seeing Men In Black 3. Drank a 6pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice in the parking lot before seeing Fast 6 (fast 6pack for Fast 6, get it?)

These are just off the top of my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPPCwmU5OHQ

>I hate premade chicken soup!
>uses nothing but prepacked broth

>>6219882
We always called it Yukaflux in Canada. Maybe that's the sound one makes when they spew it all back up at the end of the night. That shit gets you some kind of fucked up.

>>5900729
Because it's hilarious and I was hungry. I didn't want no bullshit like a Cap'n Crunch donut cutting up my mouth. Instead I got the dick and sucked out the cream.