/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>the store jester always follows you

>pulp

It's called "bits "honey.

I like mac n cheese cuz it gives me the best farts. They're nice and wet, they have that frogginess to them, but they never border on a shart. It's like a bubble bursting in my asshole everytime. If I mix it with broccoli I get these nice long wet farts that sound like someone making fart noises into their wind instrument at bandcamp when they're trying to learn how to play it. And the smell, dear lord the smell. Sweet and sensuous yet with a sour note that just kind of dangles there at the end, never overstaying its welcome and becoming rancid. Some nights after eating a massive bowl of mac n cheese and broccoli I pass out and awake in the morning to a symphony of this wonderous farts flying from my asshole and ythe aroma of the pungent mist their collective aura has dabbed upon my bedroom

>creamy
>smooth

What the fuck...

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>he can't afford a fish supper

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Jesus wept. It's like she saw Jack and decided, "Hey, I can do worse than that"