/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>You want a perfect pizza you motherfuckers? First off, that tomato sauce base shit? Get rid of it. You want a garlic base. Basically like on a garlic bread, but slightly thicker. "But it's not a real pizza without tomato!" That's why you put fresh tomato on top, fucknuts, chopped and enough that each bite can get one, don't clump it together or you're a bitch. Then you throw on some spicy beef, not too spicy, Italian style, like a deconstructed meatball, spread all over. Finish with mushrooms and salami, thin-sliced so it gets nice and crisp. For the cheese you want a 3/1 mozarella/gouda mix, up to you whether to even spread or make gouda pockets, just don't go overboard with it. Enjoy with a nice pint followed by either whiskey or rum depending on whether you have a wife to beat. You're welcome.

>Jack Daniel's bad