/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me as young lad
>have to go to the dentist
>hate going to the dentist
>Excruciating agony
>dentists wouldn't give me pain killers
>mom wouldn't believe me
>"you're a big boy, just man up, it's not that bad, you're just being dramatic"
>be so traumatized that I stopped taking care of my mouth
>teeth fifty shades of fucked up
>learn after becoming an adult there was apparently an epidemic in the states of dentists literally torturing children
>tfw I was one such child that went through that shit
>tfw you just really gotta vent about your trauma on a Mongolian basket weaving forum to hundreds of people that couldn't care less

Here's the chili I made about a month or so ago. It was very tasty. I'm one of those big dick chads that believes chili should not only have beens, but corn and mushrooms as well.

Aw sweet, a chili thread. I was just about to make my own.
I got drunk as fuck last night when I started this, so I forget exactly what I put in it, but I left it on low overnight and it tastes fantastic.
From what I remember,
A few pounds of beef, Food Lion had some "taco" meat, dunno what the name is for how it's cut, but it was shredded
3 jalapenos
Half an onion
Some bella shrooms
A can of tomato paste(I browned it in a pan first with garlic and spices)
2 cans of budweiser
A couple diced tomatoes
2 cans of tomato sauce
Black beans
Kidney beans
White corn
Chili powder
Smoked paprika
Cinnamon
Chipotle powder
Coriander
Adobo seasoning
Half a bar of 90% dark chocolate

I think I remembered it all, but I might be missing something. Drunk Me has never done me wrong when cooking before, so I have faith in myself. This has been in the pot since, like, 12 hours ago. When my wife got up for work about 6 hours ago, I asked her to skew the lid so it'd reduce down and I could add the second beer and put the lid back on.
Great cure for a hangover along with more heavy drinking. Also, don't fuck with peach jack daniels, that shit goes down like candy. I call drinks like that Danger Booze. You'll be chugging it and riding a nice strong buzz and playing Mechanics for a couple hours until suddenly the intense blackout drunk hits you like a brick wall.