/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8393021
OK assholes I'm going to do the poached egg experiment,
and I'm half drunk because I'm doing another experiment to be shared later with you faggots,
experiment testing of three different brandies.

Actually assholes I'm doing third experiment (since yesterday) testing my new coffee making device) http://boards.4chan.org/ck/thread/8366678#bottom

So as you can see I'm very fucking busy
OK I"m going to make poached eggs

Fuck, one of the brandies I'm testing smells like it was made by distilling IVORY soap, fuck me.
It tastes OK and gives OK buzz but the fucking perfumed smell is irritating, FUCK ME GENTLY smells like cologne

OK I have two cartons of fresh free range eggs from never been fucked by a nasty dirty horny rooster chickens.
Pure and innocent.

Be back with the results making poached eggs according to this assholes instructions
>>8392952
>stir the water quickly (without sending it over the sides) to create a nice whirlpool in the middle and then crack the egg in the middle. watch as the whites wrap around itself and makes a nice oval. dumbshit.

But I'm not using vinegar, fuck this cheating trick.
I'm going to make one egg spinning the water clockwise and second egg counterclockwise.

I will report soon to you you massive faggots.