/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17239607

Yeah that guy is right, IDK about those hipster commie faggots out east and that "city" out wayyy out west, but in the part of Canada that has self respect its

>Coke=cola
>Iced tea-iced tea
>cuppa tea-steeped amber liquid
>un-sweetend iced tea-the above chilled but it aint too common
>soda water-canada dry
>Can'a pop - any pop that aint cola
>Jug'a milk/gallon of milk-4 litre white milk jug
>Bag'o milk- Good joke
>thing of mix- 2 litre jug of coke (cola, preferably coke, pres choice<pepsi)
>Gas is almost a buck 50 - Gas is nearing 1.50$ per litre
I paid a buck 50 for that rifle - Paid 150$ for the rifle, use infrancing.


What are some other reigional specific terms others may or may not know about from your area of residence?

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>>13053320

>>12748917
I would invade her lebensraum if you know what I mean.

>>12319024
No way. It's like a smooth vanilla buttercream down there.

>>12163430
Oh, sweety...why are you so upset?

claire ass

>>11996704
thy cheeks are for whom the bell tolls. the heavenly cheeks, jiggling, O so delicately.
clashing against one another, crying out their song,
"Flop, Flop,
O Claire dearest,
my Love,
how thy Cheeks 'Flop!'"
I call out to Her,
in pure, unadulterated ecstasy;
they cry another tune as well,
a tune of the Heavens,
not one of Hell,
"Brap, Brap, Brap!"
inhaling the sweet, pungent odor,
"Darling," i inquire,
"Dids't thou consume the Gourmet 'Cheeto' snacks once more?"
a devilish, flirtatious grin upon her supple face tells me all that i must know,
for she had consumed the fried and corned tubes of Cheese,
bringing me to moan a moan of the utmost satisfaction;
"Perhaps, dearest Claire,
one day i may dine on thy Excreted Snacks! i humbly request, O my Love,
will thou'st wear the Diaper undergarments, so I may feast upon my leisure?"
Alas, as soon as it began, I awakened;
alone, in a pool of hot, white liquid, drenching my bedsheets, and even my stocking cap;
Alone again, O Claire, hear my call:
For I may be No One to you,
but You are my All

>>11982849

Claire. <3

>>11521503
It's Claire and you shouldn't even need to ask.

>>10979036
I want to die from suffocating between those cheeks.

>>10970392

>>10933407

>>10900054
t.babs

>>10860452
What is it about this 40's meme that entertains you so much?

>>10811301
>he thinks we watch Claire for her cooking skills

>>10777645
Claire haters fuck off

>>10766234
dammit

>>10721929
>/ck/s own waifu
that's not claire.

If you don't like Claire you are a homosexual

>>10711611
This shot was superior, but yeah, the cameraman knows what he's doing