/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Poverty meals don't have to suck or be avoided
>be me, 33
>got married b/c retarded, now getting divorced
>howyoulikejohnbearnow.exe
>mom was going to come 700 miles to visit but i cancelled xmas
>no local friends to give srs fucks about
>got dollar tree gifts for anyone who can even bother to chat or email me semi-monthly
>so, three gifts
>no extra funds, all the money this month that squigglycunt isn't burning to move is for my /o/ needs
>no mass transit here, really need an auto
>get to apply for a job on xmas eve I am 99% sure i won't get
>bills are due tomorrow, so do i pay rent or bills?
>shaping up to be a real classic xmas
>like the kind where dad would be found under the tree amongst the presents
>time for luxurious poverty plans

appetizers: spamsticks
>crushed cereal coated spam fingers
main course: crockpot beans and pork sirloin roast with caramelized onions and mushrooms
>secret ingredient: 'rach and probably vietnamese beer
dessert: waffles
>waffle sauce options: maple syrup, pnut butter, pnut and butter mixed, butter, budder, brown sugar

morale enhancer: budder, probably vietnamese beer (6/$4) or possibly hard colas (6/$3)

decorations: the xmas lights i haven't taken down for 3 years

entertainment: star wars xmas special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hH8rxarVG8