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Would you?

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Getting the casino to comp it

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>casino buffet (pic related)
>$35 for regular buffet
>$9.99 for breakfast buffet
>get in at 10:50 am paying breakfast price
>at 11:00 they roll out the lunch/dinner buffet
>eat 2 dozen oysters, oxtail, prime rib, dirty rice, etc. for $9.99
>drive rascal scooter into casino
>take my insulin shots while playing the slots
>drink free crown royal all afternoon
>lose all my money
>jack off in my hotel room
>get a payday loan
>go back to casino
>put it all on red
>lose payday loan
>jack off in hotel room
>go back to buffet
>pay $35 on credit card
>payment declined
>suicide looking like a pretty good option

Thus is the life of an american citizen

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