/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14424069
in the after-school program growing up, around middle school it was, there was this specific 'counselor' (or whatever you call them) who was hot as all hell in summer.

Every Friday was movie and popcorn day.
One Friday me and best bro from elementary are helping out making the popcorn.
>Bro... she's hot as hell isn't she?
>"Can you boys keep an eye on the bag?"
>Bro says, "DUDE check this out"
>"Hey Counselor, does this bag smell burnt to you?
>Counselor bends over to give the bag a big slow sniff
>Dangling dress shirt just falls into my hands
>Beautiful, milky smooth tits dangling in front of my face
One of the greatest sites in my life from my childhood.

>>14375732
how dare you speak this way

How the fuck do I do any of this if I'm being forced to eat a Thanksgiving dinner made by a hamplanet mother who is going to be making black bean meatloaf and green bean casserole, an entire meal with nothing but veggies.

I JUST WANT TO SIT IN YOUR HOT-TUB AND STARE AT YOUR HOT DAUGHTER ALL DAY LONG. Why the fuck do I have to put up with this crap?

>>12622222
i'll check them digits for yah

>>12211991

>>11999611
Gross. I'd assassinate that president out of self-interest and no fucking charge.
I would never support an authoritative figure in a position of political power if their entire basis for running was grounded/rooted out of one sole incident and cause.
I don't need a reactive president with a vendetta and little to no interest in any other global issues.

>>11991525
>>11991534
yyep