/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What's the most unhealthy vegetable?

>tfw you cant escape this korean crab fishing forum you accidentally subscribed too

hoo boy do I have a story for your guys.
>Be me
>Come home from 12hr shift
>husband not home yet, put groceries away
>Purchased a large container of cream because needed to make pie for some bbq or some shit can't really remember
>It's stupid big
>I've got vodka and kaluah sitting behind the stove.Decide to make white russians
>Haven't had a drink in months so it feels fucking amazing
>Holy shit these are good why did I stop drinking
>End up making 6-7 of them, end up using half of the cream carton
>completely trashed
>end up spilling some on my shirt
>damn I've only got two other maternity shirts and this one was my favorite it has ducks on it.
>wait
>maternity shirt
>Fuck
>FUCK
>I remember I'm 6 months pregnant
>This is why I haven't had a drink in months
>It was a 750 mm bottle of vodka and I drank 3/4's of it
>Go into hysterics
>Husband comes home, finds me weeping on the couch
>Two days later he finaly convinces me to at least see my obstrician
>We go and he does an ultrasound and fetal bloodtest
>Confirmed for FAS(fetal alchohol syndrome
>Completely lose my shit. Husband is crying silently
>Oh wait there's more
>Comfirmed for anencephaly
>Baby has no brain and looks like a fucking argonian.
>Life expectancy is only like 2 wks. Also no brain
>Discuss abortion options with doctor
>Settle on a date to have completely destoryed baby removed
>Husband stops me before we get into car
>Pleads with me not to get abortion. Says the baby might not be right but that God loves it anyways and we should still try.
>Tell him if God loved our baby it wouldn't look like a frog.
>Go through abortion alone
>Husband disappears
>Forced to sell house, now living in shit apartment in bad part of town
>Haven't seen husband in over a year. Friends tell me he joined a monestary.
>Can't sleep
>Stay up every night thinking about the life I ruined
>Wonder about the family I lost.
> Those were still the best white russians I ever had.