/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14945400
we need to talk about the protein/fibre/soda ratios and share our recipes.

According to Wikipedia;

>"A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig."

Which nutrients does /ck/ feed its private reserve slampig/braphog?