/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>I share a board with people who would abandon seafood or dessert before "soul food"

Wow, you don't get to eat fried chicken and the same 5 tired sides, most of which come from a can.

Plebs who can't into fine dining I guess. Let's see, you go to a Michelin-starred restaurant and you can't have a fish course or even taste the fucking dessert cuz you wanted to be able to eat overcooked collard greens with vinegar and hot sauce. Good going

>Nicely done Aubrey, you're really getting a good sear on that
Thanks chef, haha, you really inspire me
>Thanks Aubrey, you inspire me too, your vibrancy and youth, they bring me back
That's cool chef, your word means a lot....
>Oh watch out bud, you're gonna burn that!
>Drake is something on your mind? Your drifting off the road to Flavor Town.
Oh, nothing Guy haha, don't worry about it
>You can tell me Drake, come on nigga
*Drake looks longingly into Guy's eyes, he has wanted this for so long, but how can he continue?
>Shhh Not another word big boy *as he places his barbecue covered finger on Drakes lips
*Drake licks the barbecue sauce off sensually, he's firming up
>Damn Drake, I think you're heating up down there
*Grabs Drakes cock with a firm grasp
>Seems to be well done
*Throws Drake onto the salad bar and proceeds to rip his pants off and bend him over
>You wanna know my secret ingredient?
*Suddenly Gordon Ramsay bursts through the door
Bloody fookin hell, what is THAT?
*Walks over to the stove, turns up the heat
PAN NICE AND HOT
*Ramsay exits
*Guy nuts in Drake anus
fin