/ck/ - Food & Cooking

imma make chili tonite, bros
help me spice it up with fancy ingredents

>>18115778
loyality litmus test

>>17438461
>mfw I got to Whataburger, ask for lots of stuff taken off, the disgusting American "cheese" replaced with shredded cheddar, a different condiment than what comes on it, extra toasted buns, and a drink with lite ice

>>16943609
>still mindlessly spamming projection
still waiting for any merits to your lifestyle choices, tubby.

>>16881119
pics will be cool, but it'd help to compare flavor to standard smoked oysters or something so we have a frame of reference

I dreamt of fairy bread and glazed bread last night so i'm probably going to the Aldi for some cakes and cookies after work.


Yeah some nice glazed cakes would do.

>>16841820
unless they really hate you for some reason, which is possible but very rare in my experience, the picking on you for drinks thing is just an excuse to talk with you and happens fairly often - not just with cocktails but basically any drink. both guys and girls will do it, so it's not some scary aggro move. the lighten up comment is in regards to that anon wallowing in his own ignorance as far as how bars actually work and trying to mislead other anons into thinking that experiences you see in tv/movies are impossible because reasons. it absolutely reeks of someone firmly sheltered in place within their own comfort zone.

>>16833700
he will if you fuck his wife

>expected item in bagging area

i ate the skin of my foot
AMA

I downloaded the app and want to learn how it works and how one gets the most from it.
When you order from the app how does that work as opposed to going through a drive thru?
How do I collect my good boy points?
How does ordering with deals work?

I'll take a chalupa, meat and cheese only.
A gordita crunch, meat and cheese only.
And a bean burrito, no onions, light on the beans, and extra cheese and red sauce.

>>16064762
>>16062253
>put finger over bottom hole
nothing personal pythagoras

so which one is it, /ck/? the american jew, the french jew or ja/ck/?

>make some tasty food
>put a bun on it for a wee bit of banter
>brown coasties seeth their brains out because they don't get it's ironic
very, very based

>>13905150
heat and spices!

can you bake bread from oat flour, yeast, water and salt only?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbmXa39YCEo

is this numetal?

I ordered 'meat and tofu on rice' at a chinese place when i was drunk once
realized i had ordered unspecific 'meat' after it was too late
she brings out this pile of unidentifiable slop
>thanks, what kind of meat is this?
>it meat
>beef? pork?
>it meat. english no so good

why do you cook bacon and bake cookies???

>work at bistro place few years ago
>suck the owners dick one night after we do some coke (but im not gay)
>start taking from the till
>he knows it's me
>his wife is the manager and thinks it's him
>i play it cool and kind of imply i'll tell her that he's gay if he does anything
>also fucking one of the foh girls
>leave when they go under

>>12245195
>adult man watches chinese childrens cartoons
>defends classical definition of 'masculinity'

??

>tfw most local chink restaurants have kikkoman or yamasa on the tables

do they not even hate each other?

>>12210799
why do i like the frowning glasses girl the most