/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17646040
The way you phased this makes it sound like I have a bartender bro/gf who's testing himself/herself to see if she can make faggy cocktails correctly and offering them to me to sample. If they offered it to me for free, I'd drink it. If I get glitter in my beer without them asking me anything or something equally autistic, I leave and never come back.

Anyone else here on this board just not a fan of bars? I'd rather stay at home with some friends drinking than go out and waste a bunch of money.

>>15167278
>Would take a bullet for my friend, but he can become somewhat belligerent when he's drunk
>At this point he's already getting kind of territorial over these two chicks, and acting a little aggressive towards what he sees as competition from my manager
>Start getting deathly afraid that he's gonna leave with these chicks and the manager, and do something really fucking stupid that will ultimately reflect poorly on me since he's a regular and my manager/owner know he's my friend
>At this point I'm closing up the bar, but the ladies are still there talking with the manager/owner
>Go out for a cigarette with my friend and let him know I'm about to get out of here, and ask him if he wants a ride home while trying to subtly imply that going with these girls is a bad idea and that he doesn't want to bang some lady who's almost 50
>After some continued persuasion, he agrees, but I can tell he's annoyed about me babysitting him like this
>We say our goodbyes and leave the restaurant
>On the car ride back to his place, he gets more upset about me convincing him to leave and starts asking me to go back to the bar and see if they're still there
>Eventually I feel bad about being a cockblock and I agree to take him back to the restaurant
>Really hoping they've left by the time I get there
>They haven't
>Drop him off and tell him as politely as possible not to do something fucking stupid in front of my bosses
>Ends up banging the 48 year old lady, who turned out to be going through a divorce, and starts some FWB situation with her that lasts a month or two before he realized that was a really really bad idea
>Pretty sure the manager fucked the other chick that night, and the next day he's making jokes about my friend being very committed to getting laid, but it seems like nothing bad happened

How are you holding up, /ck/? (And what can I get you?)

Does anyone here drink Brandy? What's a really nice one to drink which isn't too pricey?