/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Best burg: McDonald's
Best fries: Long John SIlvers

>>10863704
Order the double.
It's amazing.

>>10806858
-owing Wendy's up with their NEW fresh beef Quarter Pounders with cheese.
Lets not forget the hot fresh fries and ice cold Coca Cola!

>>10785176
For me it is the Double McFish, the cuckold's sandwich of choice.

Man, I can't imagine what it must be like to have friends. Imagine not being a useless NEET who lives with his parents and rarely showers. Imagine having your own comfy apartment and getting a text from a friend asking if I wanna hang out and watch a film and agreeing, only for him to immediately ask what you want him to pick you up from McDonald's on the way over.

'I'll have a large Big Mac meal with 9 Chicken McNuggets and a large chocolate milkshake, please. Make the drink included with the meal a Diet Coke.'

'No problem', he replies, 'I'll be right over'. And then your friend arrives with your meal and doesn't even ask you to pay for it because he's an actual friend and isn't just using you. And you sit down on your comfy chair and turn on the TV and watch a film together, snacking away and laughing at the stupid things happening in the film and have a great time together. Imagine what it must be like to not only have someone like you, but be proud to like you. Be proud to be your friend. Not be ashamed to be associated with you. Imagine what it would be like to actually have motivation and want to do things. Imagine showering and brushing your teeth and cleaning up after yourself not being an insurmountable task, because you've actually got something to work towards. Imagine not being a useless retard. Imagine the delicious taste of a Chicken McNugget washed down with a McDonald's thick chocolate milkshake.

God, I wish I was dead.