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I would love to indulge in an ale as rich as your beauty. I would love to enjoy a crown as silky and radiant as your skin. I would love an ale with the deep amber color of your gorgeous eyes. Oh sweet heavenly beauty, might you have such an offering? The taste of which would send my heart into song as the mere sight of you already has? The alcohol content of which will warm my soul as your glowing beauty already has? Is it an English IPA that I'm after, or is it a new-world microbrew? Please shine your wisdom upon me, which I can only surmise matches your beauty and elegance, and I will listen as your fateful pet. I will always be by your side, your fateful hound, your rock, your guard dog, your human toilet. Just tell me which IPA I should get.