/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20467900
You're literally obsessed with everything Americans do. You copy them, consume their farts from cradle to grave, and follow them around the internet to all the cool sites and services they create in the hope of communicating and entertaining yourself in ways you could never dream of in your backwards, boring, irrelevant shitholes.

A "thank you" would suffice but do not dare presume to lecture Americans on anything "whilst" you willingly have "yankee" dicks in your anus, mouth, ears, and eye sockets

>>20300706
>Freest state in the freest country in the world
>Great weather 8 months out of the year
>Flat and amazing; Spaceships launched there
>Everyone wants to live there, even if they say they don't
>Great food despite having not much native cuisine
Stay mad, boiled peanuts are amazing

>>20129207
>What's really ominous here is calling it a beefy burrito, instead of beef
Oh look, its some shit-eating foreign ESL (probably British) coming to post nonsense on the American-created 4chan, as-if Americans give one single solitary fuck about anything you think.

>>20034031
>clearly
You'd crawl over a mountain of your own countrymen for a chance to enjoy the freedom, opportunity,and optimism that is my right by birth. How mad does it make you knowing you're a serf slowly being turned gay and ground into paste by your own government because mine says so.

Merry Christmas!

>>19990912
Nah. I'm an American. Hope springs eternal.

>>19581516
Not only that, but they think all Americans are (or should be) really humiliated and compelled to save face. Meanwhile, fuck Gretchen Whitmer and the state of Michigan and fuck water drinkers in Flint and fuck Europe. God bless the free state of Florida. Eat my ass, world.