/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16556665
Maybe you need to care less about what other people like.

>>12618647
Use the words that mean what you say. If you say "cocktail" and you mean "highball," then no one is being pedantic or semantic in correcting you; you're just being wrong, and then chimping out over being corrected, like a nigger or a boomer.

If your Old Fashioned is drowned in sweetness and your Gimlet is drowned in sourness, you've been going to shit bars with shit bartenders and you should be ashamed of yourself. But you won't, because you're a shameless retard still trying to damage control his publicly posted rookie mistake by trying to insinuate that other people are being "TOO right."

>>12334848
>still mooin' har har har bring it to me strugglin' and kickin' hork hork i want it still on the cow weesnawwwww

>be me, serving at any of the places I've worked throughout my life
>approach fat gen Xer wearing a baseball hat inside, inexplicably dirty and underdressed, sat with his wife, with or without their adult children
>and how would you like your steak done?
>bring it to me still bleedin' and mooin', hee haw haw!
>commence wheezing howling laughter
>touches me on the arm or back and laughs that he's a wily jokester and can be a handful
>someone else at the table mumbles "please ignore him"
repeat ad infinitum