/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15265854
you are welcome, I'll keep posting until my depression resolves itself. should be any day now

I used to put a sugar cube in my tea every morning from a box I kept in the freezer. In that box there were 200 sugar cubes and one of them was very special. That one cube had an absolutely heroic dose of the best liquid acid I had seen that decade. Every morning I rolled the dice and dozens of times I second guessed myself thinking I had finally taken that cube, but I hadn't. It got down to less than 20 in the box and I basically dismissed the whole thing maybe it got weak maybe the tea had broken it down, nope. One morning I was on my way into the office and I realized I had to call in sick very quickly. I had already made it downtown as things started getting weird but my what a lovely spring day.

I used to bang this British girl that moved to Cincinnati when I was young. She was actually pretty hot and had these huge terrible horse teeth and a hint of accent that made me rock fucking hard. She was a fucking demon in the sheets and she "discovered anal" with me so I got to absolutely ruin her asshole. So one time I had just busted a huge nut in her and she went to piss afterwords. She came back and told me she had to go to the hospital because she was pissing blood. Long story short it was not blood in her urine. It was red dye. The dumb bitch ate only flamin' hot cheetos and cream cheese. ONLY flamin' hit cheetos and cream cheese. Do not do this.