/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Pulling the pizza apart was rather difficult. The turtle shell gimmick creates weak points in the crusts structural integrity, completely retarded considering you can't even see the shell unless you hold the the entire pizza up and look under the crust.
This pizza tastes like shit. The pepperonis are flavorless, and you would be forgiven for not realizing there's cheese on this thing. The sauce is spicy yet there's little depth of character to the spice mix, it's like a flavorless burn. But the worst part of all is the crust. The crust is on the thick side, probably to try to make the soccer ball hold together better. Do you know what vitamin enhanced wheat flour tastes like? Maybe you ate some of the raw ingredient as a kid? That's what this pizza tastes like. Uncooked vitamin-enhanced wheat flour. The taste is overbearing and dominates most bites, with some of the spices occasionally adding an unpleasant burn. Throw this piece of shit in the sewer where it belongs. 5/10