/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9507958
>we realized something fundamental

Yeah, regressing back to 2000 year old Abrahamic mythologies to find solutions to current issues is certainly fundamental - fundamentally insane.

>>9305876
I agree. I'd raise enough hell with the manager about infringement on my right to freedom from religious persecution when they dare to mock my atheism that my meal would be comped.

There are stores here in the south that offer a 10% discount if you say "merry xmas" in december. I went to one and bought some piddly ass shit and when they rang it up I said, "where's my 10% discount?" The clerk nervously laughed and said, "you have to say merry xmas, lol." I said, "I'm jewish." Her face turned to stone and she called for the manager who looked at me like I was an illegal immigrant and said, "go ahead, give it to him."

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>>9298573

Yeah, he looks like his quality of life is right up there! What a poster child! Who do you want to throw up next, Tiger Woods?

As I said, everyone thinks, "I'm muh different. Mo' money, muh, mo' happy. Ima gonna..." Follow Mammon, I don't give a rat's ass, but when you're 50 and look in the mirror you'll want to puke.

You can't be happy when you're poor? You'll never be happy when you're rich.

>>9109559
Mammon, their true god, blessed them for their devotion.

>>8877390
More like Mammon worshippers. Afterall, he is everyone's true god.