/ck/ - Food & Cooking

On the delivery notes tell him you will only tip if he does the delivery dance for you.

>>15700278
time to order from GrubHub then!

>>15620923
>Grubhub+

>>15607975
>They make a lot of noise.

>>15429465
You’re just a cooonsumer zoomer, typical for your lost cause generation. When your mom gave you a Game Boy Advance instead of a book she wasn’t looking out for your best interests. She was training you for slavery.

So you can’t cook. It’s really not /ck/‘s problem. You will eat the McGrubbers because you really have no choice.

>>15406524
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE MUST COME TOGETHER, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS IN THE SUPERMARKET
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS OUT OF THE SUPERMARKET
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

Why are there so many fat fucks on this board? Thread after thread it’s just fast food and snacks, which is not a problem if there wasn’t over saturation (which there is) but I see you disgusting fat posters talk about how much you eat in one sitting and it’s truly degenerate.

20 fast food tacos in one sitting, 52 pies from McDonald’s, and 2 frozen pizzas? What the fuck is wrong with you, you fat lard of shit, don’t you get embarrassed about how fat and grotesque you are? How when the McChicken lady takes your order is immediately repulsed by the sight of you attempting to move to the cash register in order to feed your addiction. How can you live with yourself? You’re worse than the architects on /fit/, and I mean that. You will die an early death and it’s due to your gluttony, and don’t give be me that “good, I want to die” bullshit because if that were the case you would have already necked yourself with double reinforced rope.

Anyways to keep it /ck/ related, what are your favorite childhood foods? Thread will probably get nuked anyways because we all know how fat jannies are.

>>15384490
>only the poor disdain getting fast food trash at 3x the usual cost
What a luxury it is to partake in GrubHub, I always gloat on social media and all the poor people just SEETHE. Only true wealth knows the savory taste of a McChicken (contains:soy) from GrubHub.

>YOU WILL DOWNLOAD GRUBHUB
>YOU WILL DANCE TO OUR HECKIN PERKS
>YOU WILL STUFF YOUR FACE WITH FAST FOOD