/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20169702
Friendly reminder that the amount of fluoride you consume from tap water is nothing compared to the amount that is absorbed through your skin when shower. There is no escape.

>>10304209
Never thought about it like that. We have drinking as the norm, and booze-free as the abnormal. Damn that's sad

>tfw you're a late 20s man who just moved back in with his mother
>tfw you make pizza naked at 2 AM
>tfw mom knows you're an al/ck/ie
>tfw she comes downstairs to yell at you for being trashed and you have to hide in the laundry room because you're naked
just fuck my shit up senpai

tfw you eat once a day so everytime you eat you get a rush of dopamine.

feelsdepressedman

>Take a bite of food you just cooked
>Burn the fuck out of your mouth
>Know you're going to suffer for the rest of the day

Is there a worse feeling?

>Drink beer or coffee
>Immediately need to piss
>Have to make a judgment call every time I drink them in case I'll be away from a toilet

>you'll never get to explore our world like a hobbit, getting into adventures, cooking foods over campfires, discovering beautiful landscapes and meeting mystical creatures who help your journey by giving you items imbued with special powers

>most of the world is niggers, spicks, and chinks and 99% of them are world destroying liberals

>Get sticky hands while eating food
>Nowhere to wash them

How do I get myself to like cooking? I do it a lot, and have nothing but contempt for people who can't cook. I even think I'm ok at it. Not amazing but not terrible.

But the fact is that I hate it. I hate every second of it. I hate the prep, I hate standing around in the kitchen, I just find the whole thing exceedingly boring. It's just a task I have to do.

How did you get to liking cooking?

>tfw you made dozens of these over the last 6-8 years but they're never posted in these threads

>>8226643

Jesus Christ. Again?
Its seriously three times a day with this bullshit.
Some faggot with internet access, but zero money or food.
STEP ONE: sell your internet device immediately
STEP TWO: attend the church of your choice, and find God
STEP THREE: kill yourself and attend heaven

>>8137309
>worked at wendy's as a teenager as a cook
>we wore headsets so we could start preparing your food the moment you ordered it
>once a day somebody drives through and asks if they can speak with Wendy
>they laugh at their own comedic genius
Pic related.

>Preparation time: Fifteen minutes
>Cooking time: Thirty minutes
>It takes me two fucking hours

>>8060652
a box of oreos and half a gallon of chocolate ice cream

>sliced into the chicken to check for doneness