/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>l have grade "A" extra large.
>l have grade "A" large.
>l have medium. l have small.
>l have brown, and l have white.
>Why, look. Just look at these.
>So fresh, you could hardly believe it.
>Why, they're just beggin' to be scrambled or fried... or poached or hard-boiled... or all around ready to be thrown into a big, fat, juicy omelet.
>How 'bout it, Edie?
>What'll it be for the lady that the eggs like the most?

What do you guys get when Egg Man comes around?

Of course, Sweaty. All the Pepsi and eggs you want! Cause I'm your Eggman and Coke hates white people.