/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>$100s on juicer
>"oh my god so stupid dumb califags!"
>$100s on toaster
>"holly shit based Japan, muh toast folded thousand times!!"

>Haha, how do you stay so thin while eating this much? I eat pretty much the same amount of food as you and I keep piling up the pounds!! You have some lucky genetics!!

>>11614245
>sprinkle salt and pepper to the tofu
that is NOT how you season tofu. tofu isn't meat, you cant just sprinkle little salt and pepper and hope it will "season" the tofu

>>11572116
You must be real fun at parties

>Go to literally any new eating establishment, no matter the type of food, and whether it is fast fare or even upper class bring-your-date restaurant
>Edison lights everywhere
>Walls and floors made of steel and/or wood with zero absorbing material
>any decorations on walls are close up photos in black and white of random shit
>communal tables like it's a fucking prison
>blaring music is fucking contemporary rap or pop
>Have to fucking yell to talk to the person sitting next to you
>overpriced food

Kill this trend now

>>10893482
>>10893589
>>10893635
>>10893747

>takes forever to open
>takes forever to harvest all the fruit
>is a million dollars at the store (if you can find it)
>does NOT taste sweet. Tastes like wrigleys chewing gum.
>is a dry, rubbery texture

Are you memeing or was my fruit not ripe or something?

>>10750071
>A bunch of pizza boxes each with only one or two slices left in them.
>Several liters of soda.
>Several bags of pizza rolls
>At least 2 boxes of taquitos
>Several expired bottles of ranch
>Several open unfinished ranch bottles
>Some sort of limpwrist IPA with a whimsical artsy label
>Flavored vodka
>A flash drive full of overwatch SFM and Sn0rlax videos

>>10722931

>>10713682
That's not the question here but in the case if your average person, sure.

> he checks every piece of his order at the drive-thru window

> And no onions, please!

>you can't even taste the alcohol

>local restaurant opens up 2nd location literally down the street
>yelp reviews all say its not as good as the original and rate it low

Okay lets split the bi-

>i only ordered a salad

>>8402572
>cinnamon

>>8345279
>MUH HERITAGE

>feet, inches and pounds

>I dislike all chocolate except for the white one

>That one customer that doesn't like your food for some stupid reason while everyone else does
>"Umm sir, this shrimp was overcooked and tastes like chicken, can I get something else to replace it, like maybe a chicken kabob?"

>Says shrimp tasted like chicken
>Asks for chicken kabob instead

eat a fod chor

do u lik eat a fod

>>8122581
>Gin Tonic
>cocktail

>cook for someone
>they say "mmmmm" after the first bite

>americans STILL think they are a first world country

>restaurant serves pancakes
>doesn't serve crepes